back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
The more powerful and perfect better version of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
FUCKING FUCK MOTHER OF ALL GODLY FUCK
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME
JESUS GOD BRENDON
i hate you Brendon